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Local man finally snaps after being asked if he 'speaks Indian' for the zillionth time

Indian man believes parents only had sex one time

TRUMBULL, CT – Vijay Verma, 34, believes that his parents had sex only to conceive him. He has come to this conclusion after noticing that their relationship lacks physical affection, and that their bedroom door is never closed. “I first started getting suspicious when I was 10. I had started to go on playdates with non-Indian friends,” said Mr. Verma, an art teacher at Trumbull High School. “In their family pictures, there was always one or two where their parents had their arms around each other or were holding hands. When my parents take a picture together, they make sure … Continue reading

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