Photo of author

Sanskrit

Man gets married, gives up trying to do anything about his ear hair

Man gets married, gives up trying to do anything about his ear hair

HARTFORD, CT – Neelkanth Basu, 31, has given up trying to do anything about his ear hair. He married recently and feels that he can finally stop living the lie that he has no hair on his ears. “Honestly, I was just getting obsessed with it,” said Mr. Basu, an engineer at Honeywell. “These hairs never stop growing and new ones are sprouting weekly. It’s almost a full-time job, trying to keep my ears hair-free.” “When I was a teen, there was not a single hair on my ears,” continued Mr. Basu. “Then one day when I was 24, I … Continue reading

Neighbors Dixit, Lipschitz & Badcock argue over who has the worst last name

Neighbors Dixit, Lipschitz & Badcock argue over who has the worst last name

GAITHERSBURG, MD – Three men have embroiled their neighborhood in a dispute over who has the worst last name. Neelkanth Dixit, Bernard Lipschitz and Richard Badcock are neighbors in Orchard Hills. They have been arguing for over 3 years and recently asked all their neighbors to settle the matter. The dispute began shortly after Mr. Dixit, an electrical engineer working in the aerospace industry, moved to Gaithersburg. “Back in India, Dixit is literally a high class name, reserved for the Brahmin caste. It means Provider of Knowledge in Sanskrit. But then I emigrated to America. I thought it was odd that … Continue reading

Hey - check out my newsletter!

I write about life as a creative, life as an adult with ADHD, good reads, and bad jokes. Plus: comics.

Subscribe Now

Holler Box

Hold on – I’ve got a newsletter!

I write about life as a creative, life as an adult with ADHD, good reads, and bad jokes. Plus: comics.

Subscribe Now
Holler Box