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Local man finally snaps after being asked if he 'speaks Indian' for the zillionth time

Local man finally snaps after being asked if he ‘speaks Indian’ for the zillionth time

KALAMAZOO, MI – Abhijeet Guruwala, 36, finally lost it after some ignoramus asked him if he ‘spoke Indian.’ The incident occurred in popular local bookstore Kazoo Books when Mr. Guruwala was looking for a gift for his mother. “My mom’s birthday is this weekend,” explained Mr. Guruwala. “She and my dad obsessed with India. All the decorations in the house are from India, the whole nine yards. My dad even installed a squattable seat on the toilet, that’s how Indian they are. And my mom loves coffee table books about India since they’re perfect for thrusting in the hands of guests … Continue reading

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