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Neighbors Dixit, Lipschitz & Badcock argue over who has the worst last name

Neighbors Dixit, Lipschitz & Badcock argue over who has the worst last name

GAITHERSBURG, MD – Three men have embroiled their neighborhood in a dispute over who has the worst last name. Neelkanth Dixit, Bernard Lipschitz and Richard Badcock are neighbors in Orchard Hills. They have been arguing for over 3 years and recently asked all their neighbors to settle the matter. The dispute began shortly after Mr. Dixit, an electrical engineer working in the aerospace industry, moved to Gaithersburg. “Back in India, Dixit is literally a high class name, reserved for the Brahmin caste. It means Provider of Knowledge in Sanskrit. But then I emigrated to America. I thought it was odd that … Continue reading

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