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Aunty won't stop staring at desis she's never seen before

Aunty won’t stop staring at desis she’s never seen before

PORTLAND, OR – Reports are coming in that Sabita Natwarlal, 56, is staring at desis she’s never seen before. This has happened at least 3 times today and may occur every single time she leaves the house. We spoke to the latest victim, Mahesh Dastidar: “I was just walking down the street, minding my own business, when a car drove by. I happened to look over and there was an aunty in the back seat. She just stared at me until the car was out of sight. I guess I kinda stared back because I was trying to figure out … Continue reading