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Aunty won't stop staring at desis she's never seen before

Aunty won’t stop staring at desis she’s never seen before

PORTLAND, OR – Reports are coming in that Sabita Natwarlal, 56, is staring at desis she’s never seen before. This has happened at least 3 times today and may occur every single time she leaves the house. We spoke to the latest victim, Mahesh Dastidar: “I was just walking down the street, minding my own business, when a car drove by. I happened to look over and there was an aunty in the back seat. She just stared at me until the car was out of sight. I guess I kinda stared back because I was trying to figure out … Continue reading

Aunty won't stop staring at desis she's never seen before

No one in family knows if Auntie-ji is related to them or not

KOLKATA, INDIA – The Amritraj family reports that no one knows if Auntie-ji is related to them or not. She has been at all family gatherings for the last 43 years and is considered a part of the family. It is unclear which side of the family she is from or if she is an actual relative or not. “The whole family has come together for my cousin-brother’s wedding,” said Akaash Amritraj, 43, who flew in with his family from Detroit. “And my eldest asked who Auntie-ji was. I’d never thought about it before – Auntie-ji has always been here. She comes … Continue reading

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