Aunty won’t stop staring at desis she’s never seen before

Aunty won't stop staring at desis she's never seen before

PORTLAND, OR – Reports are coming in that Sabita Natwarlal, 56, is staring at desis she’s never seen before. This has happened at least 3 times today and may occur every single time she leaves the house.

We spoke to the latest victim, Mahesh Dastidar: “I was just walking down the street, minding my own business, when a car drove by. I happened to look over and there was an aunty in the back seat. She just stared at me until the car was out of sight. I guess I kinda stared back because I was trying to figure out if she was staring at me or not.”

The other staring incidents occurred at the Washington Square Mall and Starbucks; the victims declined to be interviewed.

An unconfirmed report indicates that Mrs. Natwarlal was seen in Apna Bazaar earlier in the day but no staring occurred.

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Arp Laszlo

Hi, I’m Arp! I make comics and write about life as an Indian-American with late-diagnosis ADHD. I’m a self-taught and self-employed creator so I write a lot about art, learning, and entrepreneurial stuff that I’ve picked up along the way.

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